"I got lost on the way to the Alzheimer's seminar."

Source: my mother, who claims she was going for informational purposes. In honor of this profound statement, Kathy has written a poem:

I got lost on the way to the Alzheimer’s Home . . .
Despite a map, I started to roam.
I know there was a reason I was headed this way,
But, for the life of me, I just can’t say!