Who Said Gambling Is Only for Suckers?

Actual conversation over dinner tonight:

Kathy: I filled out one of those basketball bracket thingies at work today.

Me: [stares}

Kathy: It was only three dollars.

Me: But you don't know anything about the teams.

Kathy: Sure I do. I asked what their colors were.

Me: You filled out a bracket based on the teams' colors?

Kathy: Yes. And if I win, I'll get $54!

Me: You're not going to win.

Kathy: It's okay. I paid in pennies.

Kelland and Henry, you should be ashamed for taking money from a little gi my wife.

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