My Conversation with Kathy this Morning as We Were Getting Ready for Church

Me: Darling, do you love me more today than you did when we got married?

Kathy: Yes, I love you more today.

Me: Do you love me more today than you did last week?

Kathy: Yes, Rick. I love you more today than I did last week.

Me: Do you love more today than you did yesterday?

Kathy: (getting frustrated) Yes... I love you more today than even yesterday.

Me: Some days do you love me less than others?

Kathy: Sweetheart, I could not possibly love you any less than I do right now.

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