Tue - May 27, 2008

Bush-McCain rally called off. Protestors expected to outnumber audience.


Idiots, anyway.

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Iran to ban neckties as “Westoxifixation”


Theocracies. You gotta love 'em.

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Sun - May 25, 2008

The Feds continue to expand their database of fingerprints - required for employment


When do we get RFID chips implanted?

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Sat - May 24, 2008

Student downloads al-Qaida doc from US Gov website. Brits arrest him as terrorist.


Of course.

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Fri - May 23, 2008

Submarine’s $10 million repair bill blamed on tracing paper and tidiness


Doodling is banned. Incompetence normal.

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Israeli fighter jets almost got Tony Blair


Overdue.

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Thu - May 22, 2008

SAS flies slower to save costs and emissions


Overdue.

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Biofuel’s a success. People are stealing grease!


Of course.

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Wed - May 21, 2008

Things younger than John McCain


Almost everything with a brain.

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The doors are always open…


Are the minds open?

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Tue - May 20, 2008

Report: US to attack Iran this year


Surprise, surprise!

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T. Boone Pickens building largest wind-power project in United States


Overdue.

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Mon - May 19, 2008

Widow fights for the right to use sperm taken from her dead husband


She wasn't married to the bloody government.

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Sun - May 18, 2008

Can a dead brand live again?


Depends on how it died....

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Canadian babe pierces lover’s heart in botched sex game


Drunks are drunks - everywhere.

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Has the new “democratic” Russia decided to have an official state religion?

Bush visit to Saudi Arabia

Violence in Mexican drug wars escalates

California Supreme Court overturns ban on same-sex marriage

Bush’s Iraq invasion won the journalism war

Vatican astronomer says God and space aliens are brothers or something like that

“Family Values” Tories say lesbians should be banned from having children by IVF

Einstein thought religion ‘childish’

GodTube allows you to rap about the Lord - but no mocking

A feud over press freedom boils over in France

Y2K kind of problem for gas pumps

Woman fired for giving 16-cent treat to toddler

Republicans vote down resolution supporting Mother’s Day! WTF?

Pope says Sex like a drug!

“W” in movie theatres before Election Day