Weekly World News to close - should we blame aliens?
Publisher American Media will stop printing the
Weekly World News.
Publisher American Media will stop printing the Weekly World News which for 28 years gleefully chronicled the exploits of alien babies, animal-human hybrids and dead celebrities.
The company said in a brief statement it would end the print version of the tabloid newspaper next month but would maintain the online version (www.weeklyworldnews.com).
The Weekly World News, which boasted it was “The World’s Only Reliable Newspaper,” reveled in shocking and almost always exclusive reports about extra-terrestrials, ghosts, scoundrels and scientific discoveries, such as the cure for lovesickness found on the walls of an ancient Mexican monument.
Bat Boy, the half-bat, half-human child found in a cave, was a regular feature. After the September 11 attacks, the tabloid reported he had been enlisted in the hunt for Osama bin Laden because of his special cave-dwelling skills.
Certainly, at least as reliable as Fox Snooze.
Posted: Wed - July 25, 2007 at 11:20 AM