Win a pimped-out John: HDTV, XBox and more for your bathroom!
Fear not, boring toilet victims! Thanks to
Roto-Rooter®, the ultimate toilet now exists.
I saw this when it came out on
Thomas Crapper Day — 27 January — and forgot to Post it. C’mon
folks! I want one of my compadres to win this
contest.
Fear not, boring toilet victims! Thanks to Roto-Rooter®, the ultimate toilet now exists. They’ve developed a customized, one-of-a-kind throne; a truly “Pimped out John,” designed to fulfill all of your wildest bathroom dreams. But, you won’t find it in stores. Only one lucky person will win this gleaming monument to personal convenience by entering Roto-Rooter’s online “Pimped out John,” sweepstakes.
Are you tired of reading the same jokes in Reader’s Digest? We suggest you watch “Star Wars” on your flat-screen TV instead; and chat with your buddies about the fight scenes using your robot-arm-mounted laptop. Bored with the standard crossword puzzle? Try donning your headset to play online multiplayer video games. Picture this: Your refrigerator and magazine rack are stocked with your favorite drinks and monthlies, your bike pedals are giving your quads a run for their money and you’re downloading — and listening to — new music on your iPod. After all, if something goes awry, you can always turn to your big red “Roto-Rooter Emergency” button. You’ll never want to leave your toilet ever again.
The lucky winner will be chosen on National Plumber’s Day, 25 April.
Fear not, boring toilet victims! Thanks to Roto-Rooter®, the ultimate toilet now exists. They’ve developed a customized, one-of-a-kind throne; a truly “Pimped out John,” designed to fulfill all of your wildest bathroom dreams. But, you won’t find it in stores. Only one lucky person will win this gleaming monument to personal convenience by entering Roto-Rooter’s online “Pimped out John,” sweepstakes.
Are you tired of reading the same jokes in Reader’s Digest? We suggest you watch “Star Wars” on your flat-screen TV instead; and chat with your buddies about the fight scenes using your robot-arm-mounted laptop. Bored with the standard crossword puzzle? Try donning your headset to play online multiplayer video games. Picture this: Your refrigerator and magazine rack are stocked with your favorite drinks and monthlies, your bike pedals are giving your quads a run for their money and you’re downloading — and listening to — new music on your iPod. After all, if something goes awry, you can always turn to your big red “Roto-Rooter Emergency” button. You’ll never want to leave your toilet ever again.
The lucky winner will be chosen on National Plumber’s Day, 25 April.
Posted: Thu - February 8, 2007 at 06:53 AM