On the Tuesday before Christmas, my mommy gave to me - A Zune full of pornography


On Tuesday, Chanell Martin gave her 12-year-old daughter an early Christmas present as a reward for helping out weekends at the family’s Lincoln Mall store. That was a mistake.


On Tuesday, Chanell Martin gave her 12-year-old daughter an early Christmas present as a reward for helping out weekends at the family’s Lincoln Mall store.

Her daughter, a sixth-grader, was delighted with the black Microsoft Zune media player Martin purchased earlier that day at the Evergreen Park Wal-Mart.

But not for long.

“She said, ‘Mom — what’s this?’ ” Martin said. “When she handed (the player) to me she was looking at a gay orgy.”

On the Zune’s hard drive, Martin discovered, was about 6– hours of hardcore gay pornography and a “slideshow” of another 62 pornographic images.

“Thanks to Wal-Mart, she knows what a gay orgy is,” Martin said.

Microsoft released a statement saying it was “deeply disappointed to hear that one of our customers’ experiences was compromised when they received a product that had been tampered with.”

Actually, I guess it might be a “Xmas miracle” this doesn’t happen more often.

Posted: Tue - December 26, 2006 at 05:25 AM